A very successful lawyer parked his brand new
Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to
show it off to his colleagues.
As he was getting out, a truck came along too
close to the car and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a policeman was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Porsche; it was completely
ruined and would never be the same no matter how hard the
body shop might try to make it new again.
His lights were flashing, but before the policeman had a chance
to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just
picked up the day before ,was now completely ruined and would
never be same no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it
new again.
After the lawyer finally calmed down from his rant, the officer shook
his head in disgust and disbelief. 'I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are,' he said.
'You're so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
important thing in life'
'How can you say such a thing?' asked the lawyer.
The officer replied, 'Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!'
'OH, MY GOD!' screamed the lawyer. 'MY ROLEX!!!'
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