I know of two women who have serious metal allergies. They can both wear platinum. Anybody know the price of a platinum ADR?
Though in reality, you'd probably want to wear it on the outside of your body for all to see. Nah, that wouldn't be a good idea because you'd be homeless and living on the streets and afraid to close your eyes lest somebody steal it. However, you'd probably recieve a great deal of publicity and maybe some rich people would take sympathy with your plight and offer you a place to live for life. Unfortunately, the paparazzi would camp at your doorstep for a glimpse of your priceless ADR and you'd have no privacy. Then because you'd probably lose your temper and kick one of your staulkers, you'd end up doing community service. The next thing you know, you'll be picking up trash alongside the freeway. But then, oncoming drivers would be temporarily blinded by the glare of the sun off of your exposed ADR. The next scene would be your loved ones making the decision to turn off your machines and donating your organs, including donating your ADR to some other unsuspecting spiney who has the misfortune of a metal allergy and the whole process will just begin again.
Bad idea, forget this whole post!