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Old 05-22-2011, 05:27 PM
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Default It's the shampoo!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!

> It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

> When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)
> printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

> "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

> NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
>
> Well!

> I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish
> soap instead.

> Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

> Problem solved!

> If I don't answer the phone...I'll be in the shower!
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