Two priests stayed out too late one night and they'd had more than just a few drinks. Upon returning to the rectory, they discovered all the gates locked.
"No problem", said the first priest. I'll give you a boost up that tree, you can shimmy across the branch over the fence, drop on the other side and open the gate from the inside.
As the second priest was looking down from the tree branch, he grew a little nostalgic. "Kind of makes you feel like a little boy", he said.
The other replied, "Yeah, but where are we going to find one at this time of night!"
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