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Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-22-2011, 11:54 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
French condom ad

Frankly, I am shocked. This ad appears on TV in France where children might see it. Are we that backward in protecting our kids because this is something I wouldn't want to explain to my grandkids...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-20-2011, 10:41 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
A redneck buys condoms

Redneck: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.


Cashier: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR?


Redneck: NAH... SHE'S NOT THAT UGLY!!
Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-20-2011, 10:40 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Where did “piss poor” come from ?

We older people need to learn something new every day..
just to keep the grey matter tuned up.

Where did "Piss Poor" come from?
Interesting History.
They used to use urine to tan animal...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-05-2011, 09:55 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Do you ever feel stupid?

Now this one I like-


If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..
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Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-05-2011, 06:15 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Difference between Guts and Balls

Again, not thrilling but worth posting.



So that you don't appear ignorant in any discussion of
the subject below!!

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-05-2011, 06:13 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
The closet

I wasn't thrilled with this one but am passing it on. Maybe it'll make you smile.




A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 09-29-2011, 06:55 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Sex And Good Grammar

For all my grammatically correct friends.


On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 09-08-2011, 11:58 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Retirerees!

This is why you should NOT take your husband (retired or not) shopping with you!! Enjoy.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 09-04-2011, 07:05 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
A must see!

For all you dog lovers out there, you must, must see this -

Só Riso Mail Vídeos Cómicos Funny Videos - Como se dança o merengue... (http://sorisomail.com/email/74298/como-se-danca-o-merengue.html)...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 08-14-2011, 07:48 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
All Girl's Biker Bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 08-03-2011, 06:08 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Black Hurricanes

I realize the remarks below might be offensive to some. Please know that I mean no offense, I didn't write this. I laughed outloud as I read this and thought others might enjoy the humor. We all...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 08-03-2011, 06:05 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Tales from a ticketing agent -

These people, our governing body, make me look like Einstein- It's time to put all of our financial resources into education - any doubt, continue reading.


Dc Airport Ticket Agent omg, these...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 07-01-2011, 09:55 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 05-22-2011, 05:27 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
It's the shampoo!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!

> It's the shampoo I use in the shower!

> When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and (duh!)
> printed very clearly on...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 05-18-2011, 05:52 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Mensa Invite

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 05-18-2011, 05:50 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
How close can you get to a train

Hope this works - unbelievable!

How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/vegetablemarket/)
Forum: Community Support - NSR 04-23-2011, 06:10 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
I remember this - ouch!

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-31-2011, 04:43 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-25-2011, 05:05 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-25-2011, 05:03 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Annual Prayer

Dear God,

My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.


Please don't mix these up like you did last year.


AMEN.
Forum: Community Support - NSR 12-25-2010, 06:21 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Cute

My Blackberry Is Not Working! | Open Culture (http://www.openculture.com/2010/12/my_blackberry_is_not_working.html)

If link doesn't work, copy & paste
Forum: Community Support - NSR 12-01-2010, 04:32 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Paraprosdokian sentences

A "paraprosdokian" is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-20-2010, 04:15 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Hollywood Squares

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER

Paul Lynde reigned supreme as the center square and was always good for a laugh. He was quick and often his remarks sent us into such laughter, we couldn't breath. ...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 10-20-2010, 04:14 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Ladies beware!

An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 09-06-2010, 04:27 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By dshobbies
Holiday Humor

SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR YOM KIPPUR

During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern over the seating arrangements
in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a...
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