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Old 03-14-2007, 03:16 PM
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A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose
ALL your friends".

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a
brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress.
What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
And Panic is when both are pregnant.


A woman asks man who is traveling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies:
"No, I work in a condom factory and these are
customer complaints".


A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
between confident and confidential.
Dad says:
"You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there is also my son, but that's
confidential!"
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