It's been awhile since I heard this so I'll try to do this justice.
A husband and wife, while eating breakfast, were discussing who would be their respective fantasy 'freebies'.
The wife kept fascilating between Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. She talked incessantly, comparing looks, builds, supposed prowesses. She'd close her eyes, then roll eyes, sighing all the while.
Her husband barely put his paper down, tuning her out for the most part. When finally deciding on George Clooney, she asked, "So tell me sweetie, whose your freebie?"
Without missing a beat or putting his paper down, he quickly answered, "Your manicurist!"
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3 level Prodisc adr S1-L3, Oct 12, 2005
Dr. B in Bogen, Germany
Severe nerve damage in left leg, still working on it
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