todays funny

[chasswen]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop
and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the
display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'
The amazed father asks: 'You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends.