Forum: Community Support - NSR
12-21-2009, 07:24 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
a little over the top but very funny!!!
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one
Day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-12-2009, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-12-2009, 11:43 AM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Only a man would attempt this
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS
Just try reading this without laughing!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-05-2009, 05:30 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
10 cent drinks :)
Four old Retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida
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> They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents.'
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> They look at each other, ...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
05-14-2009, 08:40 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
The Redhead! hehehe
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
05-12-2009, 07:23 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Harrassment:HAHAHAHAha
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a pretty
receptionist standing at the office coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
04-22-2009, 05:54 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
The wedding fairy
Wedding fairy
A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
03-29-2009, 11:33 AM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Letter to my bank:ROFL
Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned to me stamped
"Insufficient Funds". Does that refer to me or you?
Sincerely, Your Customer:eek:
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
03-27-2009, 06:52 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Why Citibank is failing
Cancel your credit card before you die...........(hilarious!)
T his is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
03-20-2009, 02:03 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
You'll like this one. Ha!
Ray & Bubba ( Arkansas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
03-17-2009, 05:40 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
A craigslist posting someone found...
To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)
I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-21-2009, 12:12 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
The Kind Hearted Lawyer:hahah
The Kind Hearted Lawyer
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-20-2009, 08:25 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Incident at Cabela's HAHAHA
Incident at Cabela's
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.
A...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-18-2009, 08:35 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
The Stranger (A true story) :)
The Stranger
A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-15-2009, 07:44 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Insane funny clip!!!
Freaky Best Man Speech (http://www.freakybestmanspeech.com/)
this is a must look at all the way to the end its crazy funny.
chuck
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-13-2009, 06:10 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Snotty receptionist :rofl
SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST :
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-09-2009, 06:03 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Sarcasm:ROFL
Sarcasm: Teaching people not to ask stupid questions for centuries!
Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
02-03-2009, 05:51 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Canadian Fishing
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
'We are sorry sir, but we have some...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-28-2009, 04:44 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Daddy's and Grandpas
For all those who have kids and those of us with grandkids, you know
this will happen.
> > This one is for everyone who...
> > a) has kids
> > b) had kids
> > c) was a kid
> > d) knows a kid
>...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-20-2009, 06:01 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
The Mailman's Last Day:
The Mailman's Last Day:
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood. When he arrived at the first...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-17-2009, 12:47 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Another cute one!!!
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from
the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-15-2009, 08:37 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
An Atheist in the Woods.....
An Atheist in the Woods.....
An atheist was walking through the woods.
What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
12-24-2008, 04:43 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Christmas Dinner (LOL)
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize.
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-28-2008, 12:02 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
3 Ladies
Three Ladies in a Sauna
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-04-2008, 05:59 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Humor LOL
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,...
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