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Forum: Community Support - NSR 12-21-2009, 07:24 PM
Replies: 356
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Posted By chasswen
a little over the top but very funny!!!

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one
Day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 11-12-2009, 05:59 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
howdy just trying to get bye. still unemployed...

howdy
just trying to get bye. still unemployed ack....
Forum: Community Support - NSR 11-12-2009, 11:43 AM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Only a man would attempt this

ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS

Just try reading this without laughing!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 06-05-2009, 05:30 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Cool 10 cent drinks :)

Four old Retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida
>
> They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents.'
>
> They look at each other, ...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 05-14-2009, 08:40 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
The Redhead! hehehe

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 05-12-2009, 07:23 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Harrassment:HAHAHAHAha

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a pretty
receptionist standing at the office coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 04-22-2009, 05:54 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
The wedding fairy

Wedding fairy
A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 03-29-2009, 11:33 AM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Angry Letter to my bank:ROFL

Dear Sirs:
One of my checks was returned to me stamped
"Insufficient Funds". Does that refer to me or you?
Sincerely, Your Customer:eek:
Forum: Community Support - NSR 03-27-2009, 06:52 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Why Citibank is failing

Cancel your credit card before you die...........(hilarious!)





T his is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
Forum: Community Support - NSR 03-20-2009, 02:03 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
You'll like this one. Ha!

Ray & Bubba ( Arkansas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.


'We're supposed to find the...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 03-17-2009, 05:40 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
A craigslist posting someone found...

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)


I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-21-2009, 12:12 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
The Kind Hearted Lawyer:hahah

The Kind Hearted Lawyer

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-20-2009, 08:25 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Incident at Cabela's HAHAHA

Incident at Cabela's

A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter.

A...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-18-2009, 08:35 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
The Stranger (A true story) :)

The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-15-2009, 07:44 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Insane funny clip!!!

Freaky Best Man Speech (http://www.freakybestmanspeech.com/)
this is a must look at all the way to the end its crazy funny.
chuck
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-13-2009, 06:10 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Talking Snotty receptionist :rofl

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST :
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-09-2009, 06:03 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Wink Sarcasm:ROFL

Sarcasm: Teaching people not to ask stupid questions for centuries!

Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 02-03-2009, 05:51 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Canadian Fishing

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

'We are sorry sir, but we have some...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-28-2009, 04:44 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Daddy's and Grandpas

For all those who have kids and those of us with grandkids, you know
this will happen.
> > This one is for everyone who...
> > a) has kids
> > b) had kids
> > c) was a kid
> > d) knows a kid
>...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-20-2009, 06:01 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Cool The Mailman's Last Day:

The Mailman's Last Day:

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35years of

carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same

neighborhood. When he arrived at the first...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-17-2009, 12:47 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Lightbulb Another cute one!!!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from
the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 01-15-2009, 08:37 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Talking An Atheist in the Woods.....

An Atheist in the Woods.....

An atheist was walking through the woods.
What majestic trees'!
'What powerful rivers'!
'What beautiful animals'!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 12-24-2008, 04:43 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Wink Christmas Dinner (LOL)

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize.

As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 11-28-2008, 12:02 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
3 Ladies

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP...
Forum: Community Support - NSR 11-04-2008, 05:59 PM
Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Posted By chasswen
Smile Humor LOL

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,...
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