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Old 03-11-2010, 09:15 PM
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Not a joke... but I liked it!

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Old 03-16-2010, 05:15 PM
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Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''
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Dale:
Love it! Been there, done that (sort of...). Thanks!
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Old 04-11-2010, 08:36 PM
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After examining his elderly patient, the doctor asked the man, "You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"


"In fact, I do," said the old man.
"After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her:
"Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied... "That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January."
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Old 05-07-2010, 06:16 PM
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:46 PM
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We should all start our day like this!

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Old 05-21-2010, 10:51 PM
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Wow

If I stood in the sink like that I might get hurt, That is how I always start my day

Thanks for the laugh

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