Forum: Community Support - NSR
08-06-2012, 03:53 PM
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-18-2009, 05:10 PM
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Great truths that little children have learnt:
Great truths that little children have learnt:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-09-2008, 05:41 PM
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Replies: 356
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A cop is sitting in his car across from a...
A cop is sitting in his car across from a restaurant when he notices an elderly couple slip into the empty lot next door. They look around carefully, she pulls up her dress, grabs the fence and they...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
08-31-2007, 10:57 AM
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Replies: 356
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Two female blond cops were in a parking lot...
Two female blond cops were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The girl with the coat hanger...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
07-31-2007, 05:43 PM
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Replies: 356
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
07-11-2007, 09:31 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
THE TURKEY AND THE BULL
A turkey is...
THE TURKEY AND THE BULL
A turkey is chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-28-2007, 12:50 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-09-2007, 01:27 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-08-2007, 01:57 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
The Pope, a schoolboy and an unnamed American...
The Pope, a schoolboy and an unnamed American President are in a plane. Suddenly the pilot suffers a heart attack and the craft takes a nosedive. As the engines sputter, the three passengers try to...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-08-2007, 01:48 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
THE BLIND MAN
While redecorating a...
THE BLIND MAN
While redecorating a church, three nuns become extremely hot and sweaty in their habits, so Mother Superior says, "Let's take our clothes off, and work naked."
The other two nuns...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-08-2007, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
Psychiatric hotline - RING RING RING -
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Psychiatric hotline - RING RING RING -
“Welcome to Psychiatric hotline… If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly… If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-07-2007, 05:40 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10...
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
06-06-2007, 08:39 AM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
03-14-2007, 06:36 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 69,598
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo...
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
>faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.
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>One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before...
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