Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-14-2008, 07:18 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
celibacy
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann,
listened to the instructor declare, 'It is...
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Forum: iSpine
01-12-2008, 12:14 PM
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Replies: 10
Views: 4,893
book your tickets at LEAST 8 weeks out and you...
book your tickets at LEAST 8 weeks out and you can get good deals on biz class tickets.
we flew last aug and i got the round trip biz class tickets for 2500.00 each.
chuck
try to avoid usair as...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-10-2008, 07:06 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Don't Be Afraid Of Growing Old!!!!
At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-06-2008, 12:12 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
The Haircut :)
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week."
The florist...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
01-04-2008, 06:59 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Tickle Me Elmo:
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo...
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Forum: iSpine
12-30-2007, 12:56 PM
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Replies: 15
Views: 11,121
ladys and gents
i found after my adr surgery...
ladys and gents
i found after my adr surgery sitting was rough to say the least.
what i found was helpful was sit only in taller chairs and that wasnt enough either so i added 4 inches of foam to...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
12-16-2007, 12:09 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Mood Ring
Guys,
Christmas is around the corner. Read this just in case you were considering
jewelry for the little woman.
Peggy
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My husband, being...
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Forum: iSpine
12-07-2007, 10:12 PM
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Replies: 19
Views: 5,830
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Forum: iSpine
12-06-2007, 07:26 PM
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Replies: 40
Views: 9,995
well gang
i thought it was time for a update. ...
well gang
i thought it was time for a update.
now at about 15 months i am no longer taking anything for pain at all. and neurotin has been reduced from 2400mg to 1200mg a day.
and by the way NO...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
12-03-2007, 09:48 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
No Nativity Scene in D.C. ??
There will be no nativity scene in the United
State Congress, this year! The Supreme Court has
ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in the
United States capital this Christmas season.
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-29-2007, 06:51 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
laugh of the day
I took my uncle to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-22-2007, 05:21 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Gotta love Italians....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
11-10-2007, 12:10 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
One Of The Best Come Backs Ever
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-31-2007, 06:50 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Rubber Gloves
Rubber Gloves
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this.
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-22-2007, 09:29 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Labor Pain
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-19-2007, 09:05 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
A Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-16-2007, 07:31 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Need a good laugh?
Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me
from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies
everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats
on me. ...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-15-2007, 07:52 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Sounds too familiar
"OLD" IS WHEN Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
10-09-2007, 06:26 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
The Psychiatrist and Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in
a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council was not happy with...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
09-22-2007, 08:16 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Living In 2007
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. & nbsp;You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
09-16-2007, 11:13 AM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Living Will
Last night, my wife Jan and I were sitting
in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state,
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
09-07-2007, 09:22 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Questions That Haunt Me
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ????
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
09-02-2007, 01:47 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
The Trip To Walmart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. ...
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
08-25-2007, 11:15 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Two Ways To Look At Every Thing
Two ways to look at everything ...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table
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Forum: Community Support - NSR
08-25-2007, 11:04 PM
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Replies: 356
Views: 74,155
Nine Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up
Jack's Minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
got
caught
in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a...
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